Emblazon this on your chest!

In which I provide the message and the means

If you have been reading this Substack or listening to my podcast, you know about Gardens. You know about the sanctity of your Garden and the sanctity of other people’s Gardens. You know about the importance of strong, flexible Garden walls and the value of talking respectfully with other people over those walls.

And you know how irritating it can be when someone leaps over your Garden wall and starts fucking around in your Garden!

Don’t you just wish you could carry around a sign that would warn people off? Something like “Stay in your effin’ garden”?

Well, wish granted.

TTE now has merch.

We have created a T-shirt that can act as your warning sign, your DO NOT TRESPASS, MOTHERFUCKER poster. Check it out.

And, while you can’t emblazon a mug on your chest, you can hold it just so to get your message across.

Perfect gifts for the holidays!